If I ever need a good laugh, I click on my blog stats and check out the search terms that people typed in to get to my website. This is a nice WordPress feature. Most of the search terms are pretty relevant, but some are just tad off-center.
So I thought I would take a moment to reply to these kind souls who have landed on my website based on these search terms that they entered, because I feel like everyone who visits my site is a friend, and I want make sure that I meet your needs too.
egg fried rice secret smell: There should be no secret smell to your fried rice. Maybe you’re using rotten eggs? Dishes that you serve really shouldn’t have secret smells. Thats gross.
sperm weird, cod sperm sushi, frog sperm ap….
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this was funny! it’s interesting to see what computers pick up on the words only. i have found some strange things that way! but also good things that were totally unrelated to what i was searching for.
Strange but sure funny!
I think you are the authority of all things “Sp”
Spam and Sperm-is there something called spam sperm? *lol*
What a way to have a good laugh to the weekend
Haaahahahha…….you’re quite funny.
Hilarious
Ummm, Jaden…
sperm…eat…
I hope the men who read your blog don’t start getting ideas…
Cindy-well I hope that the person who entered Chinese Chicken Cancer found some good recipes to cure his disease.
Tigerfish-shall we start a band called Spam ‘n Sperm?! I do wish that we lived next door to you. I bet 5 years ago when I lived in SF (Sunnyside area, by the Mission) we would have been pretty good foodie buddies!
Trupti & Lata – thank you!!!!
WC- shit. you’re right I’d better start talking about housecleaning, laundry and stuff. wait. that might turn them on even more.
For myself, as my first wife had me convinced I didn’t know a thing about cooking … now, whenever Mary goes ga-ga over one of my new creations in the kitchen … [austin_powers] oh, YEAH, bay-bee!
HAH! Reading this post was the best laugh I’ve had all week! Isn’t it strange what kind of requests bring people to your blogs?
Went and looked at a few of mines. We have 13 searches for smokey robinson eyes. That’s kinda interesting.
I wonder what I’ll get with ol’ Dwight up there now?
Biggles
I absolutely love your blog!! This made me laugh so hard that my eyes got all squinty, I couldn’t see the screen, and my laugh started to sound like a (horrid?) Chinese chicken…thank you for making my day!!
– Kate
Ellie- yeah totally! who knew people were concerned about horrid chickens?
Dr.B- you’ll prob get “Dwight bites”
Kate- thank you! you’ll have to record your horrid chicken laugh and make it your ringtone on your phone.
Oh, thank you for that morning laugh! I’ve had 4 children suck the living daylights out of me, so I know what you mean. Your children are so blessed to have such a funny and talented mother.
Lynn- so you need new boobies too!?! LOL
Hahaha … this is too funny!
that’s my favorite wordpress feature too! I get a lot of queries about bloating in goats, killing people with poison, what puppies should and should not eat, and oddly enough, queries as to how much Tyler Florence weighs.
people sure are an inquisitive species